Before Teddy left, the Drool Crew thought it would be fun to
have one final hurrah by playing a practical joke on Mommy and Daddy. It went
like this:
It’s 10:00 pm and dark
outside. The front door is open, but the glass storm door is shut and latched. Mom
is on the living room couch. Dad is downstairs getting Lennon to take him outside (hence the open front door).
Ringo: Hey
guys! Did you notice that Mom and Dad left the front door open?
Layla:
Perfect! Now we can watch for squirrels.
Harry: I
think I’m just going to press my face against the glass and make drool art.
Teddy: What
are you guys doing?!? Can I play?? What are we looking for?
Ringo: Calm
down Teddy. We are just watching for cute girl dogs to go by.
Layla: Not
me! I’m watching for squirrels. You guys may not take the threat of squirrel
invasion very seriously, but it is a real possibility that we should all be
prepared for.
Harry:
Sheesh Teddy! Move over! You are smearing my “artwork.”
Teddy:
Wouldn’t it be fun if we could get out and run around the neighborhood? He he
he…so fun!
Ringo: Bad
idea.
Layla:
Terrible idea. You might scare the squirrels.
Harry: Mom
would die. She worries about us and doesn’t want us to ever be out of her
sight. This is why I stay inside and make Drool Picasso’s. It is my expression
of love.
Teddy: You
guys are boring. Everyone needs a little excitement in their lives…even Mom and
Dad.
Ringo: It’s
not exciting to see Mom upset. It is scary.
Layla: Ditto.
Harry:
Double ditto!
Teddy: How
scary could it be? Mom is nice! I think I’m going to try…it will make her
laugh. He he he!
Ringo: Don’t
say we didn’t warn you.
Layla: You
are dumb.
Just then, a nice woman with two shih tzus
walks by…
Ringo: Look
alive boys. Here come two cute ladies. How does my fur look?
Teddy: This
is our chance Ringo! We should run out and introduce ourselves to them!
Harry: I
want nothing to do with this.
Teddy: Ok…here
goes nothing. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The storm door slams behind him. Mom leaps
from the couch, screams for Dad, and runs outside.
Mom:
Teddy?!?! Teddy?!?!
Dad: *Expletive* Where did he go?
Nice woman:
He’s right over here…playing with Tinker and Belle!
Mom: Oh
gosh, I am so so sorry. I hope he didn’t scare you.
Nice woman:
Of course not! He is adorable!
Dad: Well,
please excuse us, this has never happened before and it won’t happen again.
Nice woman:
No worries. Have a nice evening.
Dad picks up Teddy and starts the walk back
home. Meanwhile in the house…
Layla: Oh
lord…he actually did it. I am going to hide in my kennel. Hurry boys! They’re
coming back!
Harry: Wait
for me!! I’m going with you!
Ringo: I’m
going to hide behind the counter. They will never find me there.
Mom: That’s
it guys. You have lost front door privileges!!! You cannot just barrel out the
door and run down the street. You nearly gave me a heart attack. Now get
upstairs and think about what you have done!!
Teddy: (saunters past Harry and Layla) So totally worth it! Those
girls were awesome. He he he!!
Teddy and Harry (before front door privelges were revoked) |