Harrison's Profile

Getting to know Harrison! 

What traditional gender roles do you disagree with? Sometimes it upsets me that men aren't allowed to be sensitive. Why does my family always laugh when I am startled by household items? Potato chip bags and kitties can be very frightening and I don't feel that my tender heart needs to be mocked for it.

What was the first professional sporting event you went to? I once watched some dogs play frisbee in the park. Why on earth would a dog chase after a flimsy plastic disk and return it to the owner without shredding it to bits first? Until de-stuffing toys and chasing kitties are professional sports, I wont be attending.

What scares you? I have lots of fears. The world is a scary place and I'm not too proud to say it. I would have to say that my biggest fears include cats, air conditioner vents, and dingleberries.

What holiday has lost its true meaning? I was quite upset by my family's inadequate celebration of National Dog Day. There were no parades, no street festivals, no decorated trees...just a measly Milkbone and a belly rub.

Who taught you to swim? Why would I ever swim?

What is something you have always wanted to try? Hamburger. I've tried it, but I want to try it again...and again...and again.

If you had to move what city would you like to live in? I am happy anywhere my mommy is happy.

What was your favorite bed time story as a child? Nobody read me bedtime stories as a child. I didn't have a very happy life until my mommy came to get me from the shelter. But now, my mom reads to me all the time. My favorite story is "I Love You Forever." I like to sit in her lap and get ear scratchies while she reads it.

Who do you admire as a leader? My sister Layla is an excellent leader. She isn't afraid of anything and Mom never has to yell at her for eating things she shouldn't.

What would you like to know more about? I would like to know more about kitties and how to get them out of my house.

What place would you like to visit? My mom told me about this place where lots of kids go to learn during the day. I would like to go there. Then the kids could play with me, and pet me, and read to me...and pet me.

Who was your first love? My human mommy

What food have you eaten too much of in your life? There is no such thing as too much food. But my mom would tell you that I eat too many socks.

What is the last thing in your life that went according to plan? My lifelong plan was achieved the day my mom and dad decided to keep me forever. Anything after that is just icing on the cake.

Why do they still make black jellybeans? Because the jellybean makers secretly hate people (and dogs)!

What is your favorite quote? "Let's go for a walk"

What is your favorite Disney Movie? I love the movie Homeward Bound. Except if I were in that situation, I'd leave Miss Kitty in the mountains.

If you were to write a novel what would it be about? I am currently penning a short work entitled "How to feed your dog more treats and do other super awesome stuff."

If you could have lunch with anyone living who would it be? I would be happy to have lunch with anybody...dogs don't get lunch at my house :(

What was the last peaceful day you had? Things haven't been peaceful since my foster brother Teddy came into the house. He is one vocal guy!

What do you hate the sound of? I hate the sound of Miss Kitty hissing at me.

How has the internet affected your life? The internet takes attention from me. It is a terrible terrible thing.

If you could add a 32nd flavor of ice cream what would it be? Kitty litter

What is something most people do not know about you? I never bark, but when I do, it's really scary.

If you could live at any time in history when would it be? I'm having the greatest time right here and now!

What junk food is your weakness? I have no weaknesses.

What is the unhealthiest thing you have eaten? I once ate the waistband to my mom's robe, and a bath towel, and one of my dad's neckties. It wasn't pretty.

1 comment:

  1. Beyond precious. The bed time story part made me weepy. So clever!!