Getting to know Guinness!
What traditional gender species roles do you disagree with? Cats should rule the world. Not humans.
What was the first professional sporting event you went to? *Yawn* Next question.
What scares you? Running out of food
What holiday has lost its true meaning? Everyday is a holiday for a cat
Who taught you to swim? Excuse moi?!?
What is something you have always wanted to try? If I wanted to try it I would just do it. Asking permission is for dogs.
If you had to move what city would you like to live in? Are there any cities without dogs?
If you could hire out one household chore what would it be? I wish somebody else would take on the task of reminding Mom when my food bowl was nearing half empty.
Is there a sport you love to play but hate to watch? I love the sport of canine torture. Hiding in closets and jumping out at my unsuspecting brothers is pretty awesome. Why watch when you can participate?
What was your favorite bed time story as a child? *Double yawn*
Who do you admire as a leader? Grumpy cat
What would you like to know more about? Absolutely nothing. I know too much already.
What music are you embarrassed that you like listening to? Cats don't get embarrassed.
What place would you like to visit? I hate visiting.
Who was your first love? Bumble Bee tuna
What food have you eaten too much of in your life? Dry cat food
What is the last thing in your life that went according to plan? Just yesterday, Harry walked into the bathroom and I jumped out from behind the shower curtain. He nearly died of a heart attack, so I guess it went nearly according to plan.
Why do they still make black jellybeans? Why do I care?
What is your favorite quote? "We are Siamese if you please"
What is your favorite Disney Movie? Lady and the Tramp
If you could have lunch with anyone living who would it be? Myself
What was the last peaceful day you had? 8+ years ago, before Mom brought these flea bag dogs home
How has the internet affected your life? The internet gives me the opportunity to annoy my humans by walking on the keyboard whilst they work.
If you could add a 32nd flavor of ice cream what would it be? Tuna fish
What is something most people do not know about you? There are a lot of things people don't know about me. I am a mystery.
What is the unhealthiest thing you have eaten? I drank half a cup of milk off the counter the other day. Mom came home to many many puddles of my vomit...he he he. She who vomits last, laughs the loudest.
What was the first professional sporting event you went to? *Yawn* Next question.
What scares you? Running out of food
What holiday has lost its true meaning? Everyday is a holiday for a cat
Who taught you to swim? Excuse moi?!?
What is something you have always wanted to try? If I wanted to try it I would just do it. Asking permission is for dogs.
If you had to move what city would you like to live in? Are there any cities without dogs?
If you could hire out one household chore what would it be? I wish somebody else would take on the task of reminding Mom when my food bowl was nearing half empty.
Is there a sport you love to play but hate to watch? I love the sport of canine torture. Hiding in closets and jumping out at my unsuspecting brothers is pretty awesome. Why watch when you can participate?
What was your favorite bed time story as a child? *Double yawn*
Who do you admire as a leader? Grumpy cat
What would you like to know more about? Absolutely nothing. I know too much already.
What music are you embarrassed that you like listening to? Cats don't get embarrassed.
What place would you like to visit? I hate visiting.
Who was your first love? Bumble Bee tuna
What food have you eaten too much of in your life? Dry cat food
What is the last thing in your life that went according to plan? Just yesterday, Harry walked into the bathroom and I jumped out from behind the shower curtain. He nearly died of a heart attack, so I guess it went nearly according to plan.
Why do they still make black jellybeans? Why do I care?
What is your favorite quote? "We are Siamese if you please"
What is your favorite Disney Movie? Lady and the Tramp
If you could have lunch with anyone living who would it be? Myself
What was the last peaceful day you had? 8+ years ago, before Mom brought these flea bag dogs home
How has the internet affected your life? The internet gives me the opportunity to annoy my humans by walking on the keyboard whilst they work.
If you could add a 32nd flavor of ice cream what would it be? Tuna fish
What is something most people do not know about you? There are a lot of things people don't know about me. I am a mystery.
What is the unhealthiest thing you have eaten? I drank half a cup of milk off the counter the other day. Mom came home to many many puddles of my vomit...he he he. She who vomits last, laughs the loudest.
The question "Who was your first love" has been incorrectly answered. Obviously her first love would be her perfect brother Baxter.
ReplyDeleteJenn, Guinney's love for tuna surpasses all other love...but I'm sure Baxter is a not too distant second.
ReplyDeleteOh noes....we hopes that our Cat Mom doesn't interview us...she might be shocked at our answers!
ReplyDeleteI think Cat Mom needs to do an interview post! I know I'd read it!
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