Layla's Profile

Getting to know Layla!

What traditional gender roles do you disagree with? Ladies don't have to be docile and submissive. They can rule the world if they want to.

What was the first professional sporting event you went to? I don't like sports. Too much shouting and carrying on for my taste.

What scares you? I hate being alone. Thankfully my brothers keep me company when mom and dad are at work.

What holiday has lost its true meaning? I'd have to say Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a time to sit on the couch and spend time with family. The problem is, so much family comes over there is no room on the couch for me. I don't understand why my 88 year old great-grandmother should get seating priority over me.  

Who taught you to swim? Why would I swim?

If you had to move what city would you like to live in? As long as the city doesn't have breed specific legislation, I'm happy.

If you could hire out one household chore what would it be? A babysitter for my dumb-dumb brothers would be nice.

Is there a sport you love to play but hate to watch? I love to chase squirrels, but I don't like to watch my brothers chase them. Squirrel chasing is my passion and I should not have to share.

What was your favorite bed time story as a child? I bet this is where my brother Harrison mentioned his unhappy childhood. We all had unhappy lives prior to moving in with my mom and dad, but he thinks his situation was the worst and he is going to milk that for the rest of his life.

Who do you admire as a leader? I think Cesear Milan is pretty neat. But I sure wish he wouldn't give away all of our secrets.

What would you like to know more about? I would like to know more about how to lure squirrels into my yard.

What place would you like to visit? I am a homebody. Leaving the house is overrated.

Who was your first love? I was found with my litter of 7 puppies. I really loved them, but I love all babies.

What food have you eaten too much of in your life? Diet dog food

What is the last thing in your life that went according to plan? I have to second Harry's answer on this one.

Why do they still make black jellybeans? They put those black jelly beans in the bag to slow you down. They are like snacking speed bumps.

What is your favorite quote? "Bedtime!"

What is your favorite Disney Movie? I love the movie Up. Dug the dog is funny and he hates squirrels.

If you were to write a novel what would it be about? How to steal a spot on the bed without anyone noticing

If you could have lunch with anyone living who would it be? I'm sorry, you had me at "lunch"

What was the last peaceful day you had? Things haven't been peaceful since any of my brothers entered the house.

What do you hate the sound of? The bath water running.

How has the internet affected your life? It hasn't been nice. My mom thinks it's ok to take pictures of me and post them for all the world to see.

If you could add a 32nd flavor of ice cream what would it be? Squirrel

What is something most people do not know about you? I used to be a bit more fit and trim.

If you could live at any time in history when would it be? I want to live in a time when people just sat home and played with their dogs all day.

What junk food is your weakness? I love ice cream (and I hate bananas)

What is the unhealthiest thing you have eaten? I ate the plastic liner of my crate one day. It scratched up my face and my grandmother was quite worried that people would think I had been fighting.

1 comment:

  1. Oh Layla, you are a silly girl! I like your black jelly bean answer a lot!