Teddy's Profile!

Getting to Know Teddy!

What traditional gender roles do you disagree with? I think girls should be the bosses. They are much more organized and calm than we crazy boys.

What was the first professional sporting event you went to?  I haven't been to one yet. I've heard about "dog day" at the local baseball field...that sounds pretty fun.

What scares you? I'm the least scaredy cat in the house. While everyone else runs away from the cicadas, I run toward them. Teddy to the rescue!

What holiday has lost its true meaning? Holidays mean everyone can stay home and snuggle. That remains true enough for me.

Who taught you to swim? Ha! I have the density of a large bowling ball. I can't swim, but I can sink with the best of them.

What is something you have always wanted to try? Playing in mud puddles

If you had to move what city would you like to live in? I just want to be wherever my forever family will be. I'm not picky.

If you could hire out one household chore what would it be? Can I hire somebody else to go to bed for me?

Is there a sport you love to play but hate to watch? I hate to watch anything. I want to play!!!!!!!

What was your favorite bed time story as a child? My mom reads me "I Love You Forever" and it makes me feel good because I know it's true.

Who do you admire as a leader? My big brother Harry, the initiator of all mischief.

What would you like to know more about? Why do humans wear pants?

What place would you like to visit? PetSmart is a favorite of mine.

Who was your first love? My sister Layla. She is beautiful.

What food have you eaten too much of in your life? Nothing.

What is the last thing in your life that went according to plan? Tonight I managed to steal my mom's sneaker and bury it beneath the couch pillows so she couldn't leave the house.

Why do they still make black jellybeans? I don't care, I'll eat them!

What is your favorite quote? "It's dinner time"

What is your favorite Disney Movie? Toy Story. Buzz Lightyear and I would be best buds.

If you could have lunch with anyone living who would it be? I'd like to eat lunch with Jon Stewart. He loves pit bulls and maybe he would adopt me.

What was the last peaceful day you had? Everyday is peaceful in my foster home.

How has the internet affected your life? The internet will help me find my forever home. Hey! Is anybody out there interested in a smart and handsome family addition??

If you could add a 32nd flavor of ice cream what would it be? Beef gravy

What is something most people do not know about you? I had mange when I was pulled from a shelter by Missouri Pit Bull Rescue. You wouldn't know it from looking at me now!

If you could live at any time in history when would it be? I want to live in the future and be the Jetson's dog.

What junk food is your weakness? Peanut butter

What is the unhealthiest thing you have eaten? I ate a couch cushion last weekend. It was a bit dry, but still satisfying.